Volf Brahzzuhs!

"Volf Brahzzuhs, zis is Melanie, ja?"

No one other than Melanie will have any clue what I mean by that. But barely anyone other than Melanie reads this, anyway. Well, Caitlin does too. I think that's about it. At least that's all I ever see in comments.

So why am I talking as if others are reading that?

Yeah, I haven't blogged in a week. Oh well, I've gone longer.

My meeting with Trude last night went really well. She seems very experienced in dance and I think she'll be great as The Dancer in Acrobat. She seemed to understand the theme and style I was communicating to her, and she had some ideas and even mentioned a particular style she was thinking of using...and of course, I've forgotten the name, way to go, me, demanding that everyone ELSE listen, but do I absorb a single detail? Apparently not.

I added a really funny line to the revisions of Acrobat, now that I'm making the Donna/Paul meeting scene that Donna was chatting online with Paul and made him think she was a guy named "Don" that he came to the coffee house to hook up with, instead of the whole "Oh-a-stranger-called-me-to-meet-at-the-coffee-house-let's-go" thing.

PAUL: I'm sorry...I don't mean to be rude, um...but is Don...?
DONNA: He's not coming.
PAUL: Oh. So, who are you, then?
DONNA: I'm Donna.
(Pause)
PAUL: Donna...
DONNA: Now, now, I know what you must be thinking.
PAUL: I don't understand.
DONNA: Yes, you do. There's no Don, obviously. And he doesn't have an eight-inch cock, and he doesn't want you to finish by cumming all over his moderately hairy chest.

It's the word "moderately" that gives it the final touch, I think. I giggle. (Dyuh-huh-hah-huh, I wrote thiiiiis, derrrrr...)

Anyway, auditions for Macbeth as well as Arsenic and Old Lace are this Sunday and Monday. I'm guessing Scott wants me to be there, to read with people. I'm hoping I can do this character. I'm just always so "Guh, I'm not the young lead with a romantic interest!" Oh well, Scott said he only wanted to do Arsenic if I would play Mortimer. So I'll take his word for it.

I can definitely play a drama critic. And I can play bewildered and comedic. So there we go.
It's funny, the stage directions actually say I have to pat Elaine on the "fanny".

I think gay porn sites should start advertising "Hot young straight studs, first time taking it in the fanny!" And "Hardcore fanny-sex!"

Okay, I better get to work.

........Don't I always say that at the end of like every entry?