Oh God, the Horror!

Yeah...you know what's NOT fun? Or I dunno, maybe it is, if you're into that kind of thing. But still, NO.

Have you ever coughed and vomited AT THE SAME TIME?

No? I hope to God you haven't.

If you have, you know full well what happens. That's right. It's truly horrifying, isn't it? And the best part of all is, you can't escape the smell, because buddy, it's right there at the source of the smelling.

Seriously, though, I know I didn't drink enough last night to vomit. I RARELY get sick from drinking. So I'm almost wondering if I ate some bad food or something, to go along with the alcohol.

But dear God...

This day is going to leave scars on my soul.